What You Mean: I'm going to keep track of the money I spend on rent and toilet paper and conveniently forget my reckless, expanding party budget.

你的意思是：我会把房租和买卫生纸用的钱记下来，然后轻易地忘记我在派对上挥霍的钱。

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I'm going to go take the gold toilet fixtures and everything else imaginable.

CNN: Transcript: David Kay at Senate hearing